Why Wedding Dresses are White
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his
wedding night goes to his mother with
the following question. "Mom,
why are wedding dresses white?"
The mother looks at
her son and replies, "Son, this shows everyone that
your bride is pure."
The son thanks his mom and goes off
to double-check this with his father.
"Dad why are wedding
The father looks at his son in surprise
and says, "Son, all household
appliances come in white