Who Really Wears the Pants

A young couple, just married were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding
night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband who was a big burly man
tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them
on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants,
"she said. "That's right," said the husband, and don't you ever forget it.
I'm the man who wears the pants in this family. With that she flipped him
her panties and said' "Try these on."   He tried them on and found he could
only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. "I can't get into
your panties!" She replied, "That's right, and that's the way its going to
be until your goddamn attitude changes!"