TOP TEN REASONS GOD CREATED EVE
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10.  God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because
      men hate to ask for directions.

9.  God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the
     TV remote.  (Men don't want to see what's on television, they  want to
      see WHAT ELSE is on)

8.  God knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf when his seat wore
     out and would therefore need Eve to get one for him.

7.  God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment for
     himself.

6.  God knew that Adam would never remember which night was garbage
     night.

5.  God knew that if the world was to be populated, men would never
     be able to handle childbearing.

4.  As "Keeper of the Garden," Adam would never remember where he put
     his tools.

3.  The scripture account of creation indicates Adam needed someone
     to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

2.  As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone"

And the number one reason God created Eve...

 1.  When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back,
 scratched His head and said, "I can do better than that."