Happy Thoughts

   To the world you might be one person, but to one
    person you might be the world.

    Going to church does not make you a Christian
    anymore than going to McDonald's makes you a
    hamburger.

    Real friends are those who,  when you feel you've
    made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a
    permanent job.

    A coincidence is when God performs a miracle, and
    decides to remain anonymous.

    Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools
    are on the same side.

    You don't have to attend every argument you're
     invited to.

     Lead your life so you won't be ashamed to sell the
     family parrot to the town gossip.

     People gather bundles of sticks to build bridges
     they never cross.

     Life is 10% of what happens to you, and 90% of how
     you respond to it.

     Did it ever occur to you that nothing occurs to God?

     Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a
     time and sometimes you weep.

     Learn from the mistakes of others.  You can't live
     long enough to make them all yourself.

     There are two things I've learned:  There is a God,
     and, I'm not Him.

     Following the path of least resistance is what makes
     rivers and men crooked.

     Your worst days are never so bad that you are beyond
     the reach of God's grace.  And your best days are
     never so good that you are beyond the need of God's grace.